Ode to My Dead Camera

Oh camera!
Oh camera!
You are dead.
So very much
Not working at all.
You, who took
The pictures on
My Flickr account.
You, who recorded
The stupid crap on
My YouTube account.
You are a dead thing
Laying there —
No battery can
Revive you.
No warranty can
Replace you.
And my iPhone
Is iPoo
For taking photos.
I’ll never forget
Going to Best Buy
With Amelia G
To find you
And making
Mr. Sales Dude
Sad when he heard
I had a boyfriend.
But he sold me you
Oh camera!
Oh camera!
Oh shit!
You were expensive.
This sucks.

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