1. Got Lord Arux out the door for dual auditions for same commercial (singing and speaking parts).

2. Went to the gym.

3. Showered.

4. Heard horrendous dog fight outside. Neighbor comes to door, hand dripping with blood.

5. Cleaned and bandaged up neighbor, sent her to hospital. (She insisted she could drive.)

6. Started laundry.

7. Accosted by French Jehovah’s Witnesses at my door, looking for the previous tenant, Brigit. (Big weird fucking mystery SOLVED.)

8. And…OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE…we’re now having a tremor!