That was Recruiter #3 this morning who called about getting me to apply for the Sr. Copywriter position over at Hot Topic and Torrid.

I already had one phone interview over there. The main problems are that:

1) They’re 29 miles away.
2) The work environment is crap for writing.
3) They work 9/80 hours, which are especially crippling if you’re commuting at least an hour each way.
4) They want the Sr. Copywriter to also supervise somewhat and not for nearly enough money.

I told the recruiter that they’ve got to let the candidate telecommute. But they just can’t allow it.

Sorry, guys! Indeed, I am your Perfect Sr. Copywriter, but this dark diva shant be lending her polished prose to your product line.