First, 85% of the people of France voted today.

EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT.

A whole lot of people gave a crap about their country today.

As for the results, I called it. Le Pen the Nazi got fewer votes than even the polls had predicted, making him a washout. Bayrou did well, but not well enough. He still hasn’t spoken publicly so there might yet be some insight into his bizarre planetary rendez-vous.

But Nicholas Sarkozy and Segolene Royal won. They will go on to the final election on May 6.

I checked their charts for that date, too. Segolene has the power transits. I think she’s going to win, which is bad news for the U.S. However, my data is shitty. I hope I’m wrong…