Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Experiment #7


A name synonymous with seduction and licentiousness. From childhood aspirations of seclusion and priesthood came Giacomo Casanova, the self-styled Chevalier de Seingalt, the most notorious debauchee and playboy of all time. His memoirs, Histoire de Ma Vie, enflamed the Enlightenment with scandal and tales of sexual conquest. His restless nature and flair for sensationalizing his adventures drew him into and out of fortune, through numerous careers and affairs, and led him into a brief altercation with the Inquisition and a conviction on the charge of witchcraft. Though he had a life rife with drama and intrigue, he died peacefully at the age of 73, librarian to the Count of Waldstein. Who says librarians can’t be sexy? A rakish blend of leather, anise, lavender, bergamot and amber with tonka, lemon peel and lusty patchouli.

I decided I couldn’t wait any longer to sneak a whiff of this potion. I opened it and started to dab it on but discovered…ugh…it smells like Old Spice. It smells like…MY DAD!!!! GAAAAAAH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!

Experiment aborted before it ever reached my skin.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.