Yom Kiddur

At My House on Sunday Night, September 23rd, 2012…

Sweet Jewish Boyfriend: “Don’t forget you have three more days!”

Me: “Until what?”

Sweet Jewish Boyfriend: “To let me know if I have in any way offended you so that I can ask for forgiveness.”

Me: “Honey, you are the last person on this planet to have offended me! I can’t even imagine… You are the sweetest boyfriend ever! I love you so much!”

Sweet Jewish Boyfriend: (hands on hips, in a gruff voice) “Well, fuck you, you fuckin’ bitch!”

(…at which point I laughed so hard I almost stopped breathing.)

Have a blessed Yom Kippur!

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