Oh lordie.

Athens has run out of landfill.

HAHAHAHAHAHA…er, I mean — Oh no! An ecological tragedy!

(Okay, that’s the politically correct response. But actually I’m reading this thinking, “Gee, that sounds like something my damned Greek relatives would do alright. How do you just run out of landfill?!? ::makes hairpulling motions from childhood:: Can’t they go back to winning the World Cup or something?”)

I’ve got to cut them some slack, though. They let the pagans honor Zeus in the temple on January 21 without stickin’ their hoary old Greek Orthodox beards in the ritual. Equal time, that’s all their askin’. And that they got it is pretty rockin’.

Great progress today. Time for more words.