Urge Howard Dean, the DNC Chairman, to not let the rogue states, Florida and Michigan, have a chance to seat their delegates. There is absolutely no way that the contest can be fair because the candidates did not have equal time in the states thanks to Hillary “Rules? What Rules?” Clinton, who broke party rules and went there anyway, squeaking in visits just before the DNC laid down the law.

Or maybe you’re a whiny Clinton supporter who wants her to win by unfair means. Fine! Go gnaw on your teething ring and slobber all over Dean in an email explaining why you think the Big Bad Obama Man should not be allowed to win and how the world is Waaaaaaa! Not Fair. Okay? Good.

Chances are slim of it happening, but we need to make sure it doesn’t just for the sake of country’s sanity.